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Just get one of these bad boys and you got portable love making at your fingertips!!!! The Travelmate (EUR 1,390) is the first travelling fireplace in the form of a stylised suitcase produced by Conmoto.It designed by Studio Vertijet. It is the smokeless fire, with its weatherproof powder coating, allows the fire to be released from being in a fixed place, whether inside or outside. The glass pane, which is held on with magnets and allowing the flames to be regulated from the outside. It features 1 litre Conmoto bio-alcohol can burn 2,5 - 3,5 hours, and weight 25 kg